Updated! The Best & Worst Glossier Products, Ranked

The Best & Worst Glossier Products, Ranked

I don’t think I’ve ever been more loyal to a particular brand. Not just because I’m a rep—but because I’ve been a fan of Glossier since its inception with the Phase 1 set (the OG set—you know, the face mist, the priming moisturizer and the balm dotcom).

In celebration of a brand I love, I gathered up all the skincare and makeup products in my arsenal and got to work ranking each one. Packaging was taken into consideration with a bevy of other factors; effectiveness, frequency of use and first impressions were all fair game. I’ve broken them out by category: skincare, makeup and body/fragrance because you can’t compare Boy Brow to the likes of a mask (and let’s be real, Boy Brow is so much better).

This is my official ranking, from least to most favored:

Skincare

16. Soothing Face Mist: This was in the original Phase 1 set when Glossier first debuted. I think I tried this once and from then on it sat on a shelf. It didn’t do anything for me.

15. Mega Greens Galaxy Pack: I really wanted to love this but I couldn’t keep this on for even 10 minutes without my skin feeling uncomfortably warm.

14. Moisturizing Moon Mask: I’ve tested a bevy of moisturizing masks and this one is nice but doesn’t leave me thinking, I can’t live without it.

13. Super Glow: In all fairness, I haven’t given it the true trial period it deserves. But as of right now, it’s not a memorable part of my skincare routine.

12. Super Pure: Comes in handy when I have a pesky little pimple but I notice if I use this too often my skin dries out.

11. Super Bounce: My favorite Super. Keeps my skin hydrated. I’m so glad they reformulated and packaged this in a bigger bottle.

10. Zit Stick: My breakouts are typical hormonal but in the few times I’ve used this, I’ve noticed how much quicker my pimple goes away.

9. Solution: I like to use a chemical exfoliator once or twice a week and this is my go-to. If I use it any more than that, I notice my skin dries out.

8. Invisible Shield: For someone who hates wearing sunscreen, this is a nice lightweight alternative. If I’m wearing Skin Tint, I’ll apply this first but most of my other tinted moisturizers have SPF already in it.

7. Milky Oil: Compared to Milky Jelly, this is a much more effective makeup remover. However, it’s really easy for me to go through this tiny bottle if I use it every day. And for $12, it’s a little overpriced in my opinion.

6. Priming Moisturizer Rich: I use this at night after I’ve applied Super Bounce. Together, my skin always feels soft and hydrated.

5. Milky Jelly Cleanser: This has become my holy grail daily cleanser. It’s one of my most used Glossier products and I typically find myself restocking every 3 or 4 months.

4. Bubblewrap Eye + Lip Plumping Cream: I love that this doubles as a lip cream. I apply this morning and night and it’s by far one of the most lightweight eye creams I’ve ever used.

3. Balm Dotcom: A ranking within a ranking: Rose is my favorite scent to wear in the fall/winter and Coconut and Mango is my go-to during the warmer months. Birthday is a Balm Dotcom for all seasons. And of course, you can never go wrong with original (unscented).

2. FutureDew: I have incorporated this into my daily skincare routine and I can’t get enough! It’s essential to my nighttime skin routine – I apply it after my moisturizer and every single morning I wake up to smooth, hydrated skin. Definitely a game changer for my skin texture because it has improved so much.

1. Priming Moisturizer: Having a smooth base prior to applying makeup is a must. I love the texture and weight of this buildable cream. Paired with the Skin Tint, my face looks dewy and feels smooth all day long.

Makeup

16. Glitter Gelee: This falls to the bottom of my list simply based on my lifestyle. I just don’t have a reason to wear glitter (but I’m not a big fan of wearing it anyways).

15. Generation G Lipstick: “Popsicle” stained lips in theory sounds nice but not typically a fan of a sheer matte formula. That said, I do like a couple shades: “Jam” (deep berry) is a favorite and “zip” is great if you want a toned-down daytime red.

14. Wowder: Never dry, never cakey. And it matches my skin tone. I don’t use this as often as I used to but it does come in handy when I set my concealer.

13. Brow Flick: Considering Boy Brow is one of my favorite products ever, I had high hopes for this. I’m not good at filling in my brows so that’s why its further down my list of favorites.

12. Colorslide: I love the color range in this eyeliner collection but I have noticed some inconsistencies with certain shades. Stable Relationship (a moss green) is my favorite and glides on smooth and lasts all day; however, that wasn’t that same when I tried Nectar. The tip of the pencil chipped off when I tried to use it.

11. Vinylic Lip: I love the shades Pony and Blow-Up. Both are great “every day” makeup lip colors. It isn’t sticky and I love that I can apply for a sheer wash of color or build it up for a more bold look.

10. Lash Slick: This is the best lengthening mascara I’ve used in a long time but I also like volume so while I do use this frequently to lengthen and separate lashes, I usually cocktail this with another drugstore tube. Together, they are perfection.

9. Lidstar: I didn’t have high hopes for this liquid eyeshadow but I’ve been wearing often and I receive so many compliments (which is shocking because it’s almost too easy to apply). I’m really terrible at doing eye makeup so this is an easy shortcut.

8. Lip Gloss: Kept in my handbag at all times. I like to apply on the center of my lips for a glass-like finish.

7. Perfecting Skin Tint: On days when I don’t feel like wearing foundation or tinted moisturizer, this is my go to. It evens out my skin tone for a smooth, dewy finish. I love using this, especially during the warmer months.

6. Haloscope: I’m a highlighter junkie (see proof here) and I’m nearing the end of this tube. Mind you, I rarely have makeup empties because I rotate so many products into my routine but this is a first for highlighter. Moonstone is my absolute favorite shade, which gives me an opalescent glow but I also love using Topaz as a bronzer for a sun-kissed look in the summer.

5. Stretch Concealer: I use this almost every day and yet it’s pretty far down my list of favorites and here’s why: in terms of coverage, this has a sheer and dewy finish. I like using it for convenience and low-maintenance application. But I wouldn’t recommend it if you’re looking for something with more coverage.

4. Pro Tip: I fell in love with wearing liquid eyeliner thanks to this product. The formula glides on smooth, dries quickly and you can’t possibly screw it up.

3: Niteshine: I really like Haloscope so I was a little confused when they launched another version of highlighter. That said, I think I love this one just a tad bit more. This one is more noticeable and very easy to blend with fingers or a BeautyBlender. I own the shade Pale Pearl.

2. Cloud Paint: These blend so well. I have all six shades and use three of them on a regular basis. Puff is my everyday favorite and I use Dusk to contour my face. Beam is great for a soft peach glow.

1. Boy Brow: Filling in my brows has never been my forte. I’ve had bangs for half of my life and since I’ve grown them out I’ve had to give my brows some extra TLC. Boy Brow is great in my opinion because I can fill, tint and groom my brows into place in fell swoop. I never step outside without a swipe or two of Boy Brow.

Fragrance & Body

4. Glossier You Perfume Solid: Before purchasing this, I was traveling with tiny perfume samples I would add to my Sephora cart. The solid is heavy, but reliable for traveling, and that alone makes this product worth a higher ranking.

3. Glossier You Perfume: This has become my go-to signature scent for work and weekend. It’s light and airy and it smells like, well, me.

2.Body HeroDaily Oil Wash: I LOVE this body wash. It smells so good and my arms and legs feel super smooth when I step out of the shower. This just kicked my little drugstore coconut body wash goodbye. The only downside is that it’s oil-based and I avoid using this in the summer when I’m using faux tanner.

1. Body Hero Perfecting Cream: The scent smells AMAZING. Like, addictive. That said, it’s probably the most expensive bath & body care I’ve splurged on but I use every last drop.

You can shop all of these products through my link here. If you’re a first time customer you can get 10% off your first purchase through my link and get free shipping on orders of $30+. If you have any questions about the products I’ve mentioned, you know where to find me!

I’d love to know how my ranking matches up to yours. Are you a Glossier fan?

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